You know the movie “Sweet Home Alabama” where Reese Witherspoon returns all New York-upped to her hometown, ending up in a bar where she sees a high school friend toting her baby on her hip? The classic line resounds: “Look at you, you have a baby… in a bar.” Now I suppose that Chatterbox is a Pub and not a Bar, per se, but I checked in with my British friends who duly informed me that children are not particularly welcomed in pubs either. So pub or bar, regardless, I was a bit shocked to see children running around the newest Chatterbox Pub. In fact, there may have been even more children there on the night I visited than adults. I had made a brief weekend day visit in the past to the Chatterbox location in the Longfellow neighborhood and didn’t see children. It surprised and disturbed me… until I sat down and really thought about it.
Maybe it’s the South Minneapolis thing. When you first graduate from the hallowed university walls in this region, you are ready to hit the big city so you put down roots in an inexpensive Uptown apartment with a roommate or three. Then, one night as you are either sifting through the crowds of First Ave basements or are blurrily enjoying the view from the Uptown Drink balcony, your gaze wanders and you lock eyes with your future spouse. A whirlwind romance and it is time to enjoy the upwardly mobile and more mature lifestyle of Downtown condo living, replete with cement floors and the infighting of condo associations. A few years pass and the in-laws on both sides start the epic influencing for grandchildren – guilt, legacy, even whining. When the lucky couple gives in and tosses the protection out of the bedroom, they look around and come to the realization that close proximity to Sexworld is no longer tantalizingly “dangerous” and instead make an exodus. To some this might mean the suburbs, but to most of my acquaintances, this has meant South Minneapolis: the land of happy, cute young couples with a toddler held on to by one hand an accompanying little sister in the stroller. Fresh lattes rest in cupholders as they stroll the banks of Lake Harriet eyeing the brands on the stroller competition, the perfect dog is following close at the heels. Yes, this is South Minneapolis; a generation of late 20 and 30-somethings creating suburban bliss in an urban zip code (all until the school district starts to matter too much...).
Now, I doubt that most of our Midwestern parents would have been caught dead taking us out to a pub, let alone a nice restaurant. It just wasn’t done. Personally, nicer restaurants were actually quite unknown and thus frightening to me until the Ivy towers of Princeton quite literally whipped that silly emotion of fear right out of me. I couldn’t imagine trying to admit such a ridiculous emotion out loud so I learned to suck it up and march in the doors head on – not just of restaurants, of course, but in trying new foods, travelling to new places, falling in love with the wrong people and in discussing arcane philosophical topics. Not a bad lesson to have learned, just an interesting passive aggressive environment to have learned it in.
But times have changed. The experts who visit my day job tell us that the dynamics are different now between parents and children. With both parents often on the job, the desire is for the kids to be involved in everything the parents do and to be friends with their parents, not just disciplined by them. And now here, finally, is my point:
Chatterbox Pub is smart. They somehow picked up on this. And have created a bar/pub that is welcoming to families. For goodness sake, there is even a children’s menu. This is a pot of gold if I’ve ever seen one. Stay-at-home Moms can meet up for a glass of wine while the kids run around playing classic video and board games that are idyllically cherished by their parents (note: no Twister). Dads can meet up with friends, toting the kids along to watch football and drink beer on Sundays under the several big screen TVs that adorn the Chatterbox space. It is the Chuckee Cheese for the cultured South Minneapolis and Edina crowd, for when mechanized animals and pizza won’t do. Why didn’t I come up with this goldmine? Assuming, of course, that there is nothing morally repugnant with drinking (in public) around the kids?
And the food. Pleasing. I barely sampled the menu as I only tried the grilled cheese (quite good – nice and cheesy with a pesto layer), but the options were made to feed anyone who could possibly be hungry. Pizza, mac and cheese, sandwiches, salads etc all for the taking. I will have to revert to the reading public on whether there are any specialties not to be missed.
So, here we have it. A pub, with games and kids. To me, games are fun. Stranger’s kids are not. Don’t get me wrong, I like kids and I am sure I will love my own someday when I too live the South Minneapolis life, but it is really really weird to be out for dinner at a pub, ostensibly on a date, and have kids running around playing video games in the background. Good thing I have all that practice just plunging into things I fear or that make me uncomfortable.
Thumbs Up: Great business model, fun games, fast service
Thumbs Down: “Look at you, you have a baby… in a bar”
Chatterbox Pub 4501 France Ave S Minneapolis www.chatterboxpub.net